Ghost
  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

feedmerightmeow:

Calvin and his unicorn bff, Squishy.

At least once a day, I mistake Squishy for Calvin and have to pause and think ‘Why would Cal be on top of my dresser? How would he even get up there? Oh, it’s Squishy.’

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

the-unpopular-opinions:

creme eggs are fucking disgusting

the-unpopular-opinions:

creme eggs are fucking disgusting

phoneticmeow:

*logs into facebook* *logs out of facebook*

phoneticmeow:

*logs into facebook*
*logs out of facebook*

feedmerightmeow:

Dustin made this really amazing gif of Calvin’s inner thoughts and his passions.
It’s really accurate.

feedmerightmeow:

Dustin made this really amazing gif of Calvin’s inner thoughts and his passions.

It’s really accurate.

rinaroowho