rinaroowho

i'm marina.
i'm 24 years old.
i'm from washington state.
my favorite color is purple.
i like to play the sims 3.
i'm fat and proud.
i like to read.
i love cats!

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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(via whittneydoll)

spanklove:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

For real can I get the rest of the story or a pic of his face when he got caught?!

(Source: twirpy)

pardonmewhileipanic:

corgisandboobs:

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

^ Not hyperbole.

next time i get a pet this is happening

as if i don’t already do this with my pets but still

(Source: lovelife)